I think I'll try my luck at Flo and Normandie
And have some dude beat the living shit
Out of me,
Well he haunts me; he taunted me
And I just found out that he's been set
Free.

So I'll go and tell my girlfriend I think she's
Ugly.
We've had a few kids and she's getting
Kinda pudgy.
I'll tease her, please her, and then I'm
Gonna leave her
And I'll go and find me a new girl until she
Bugs me.

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Because they know I want you,
Know I need you
Know I won't go a day without you
And only you can know what you're doing
To me
...so good afternoon

I think I'll go and take my snake down for
Animal testing
Where they lay me down and injecting my
While I'm resting.
They starve me, carve me, stitch me up,
They scar me up
And when I wake up with cancer, they give
Me their blessing.

Chorus

You and I, we shine and I feel you
Coming down my way
...So good afternoon

I like to get laid so I became a musician,
And I'm an expert in humanity by my own
Admission.
I'm kind, I'm signed, I'm a legend in my own
Mind
And I'll tell you I'm god herself if you
Promise to listen
...You promised.

Chorus